For a dreamer, nights the only time of day. xo.

May 23rd, 2013 at 12:42AM

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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May 23rd, 2013 at 12:41AM

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

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May 23rd, 2013 at 12:41AM

blackkolors:

youcunt-lol:

nintendoggystyle:

what if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now

they’re begging for a refund.

at least the soundtrack is awesome.

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May 23rd, 2013 at 12:41AM

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

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May 23rd, 2013 at 12:40AM

toewslake:

Tyler Seguin smoothly handles an awkward pause during a post-game interview.

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May 23rd, 2013 at 12:40AM

randomlikings:

thepyrolizard:

imagine-the-unimaginative:

thepyrolizard:

SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting

dead sirius

Get the fuck out

don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve

*empty threat about ‘snapeing’ your neck*