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thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

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bruinssoxpats:

Me waiting for hockey season to start

bruinssoxpats:

Me waiting for hockey season to start

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xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

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clubpenguln:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

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nointerrruption:

nointerrruption:

how come your lips dont touch when you say touch but they touch when you say separate 

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  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of whose opinion i like

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420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

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When you make eye contact with someone multiple times

pinknerd:

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